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It's a mystery.. to me
Dear diary,
I seem to have caused a lot of grannies to die. This seems to be caused by my habit of arranging group meets. Something sinister happens when I invite people to group meets. Their grannies die in the days immediately before the meet. Am I cursed?
A shot in the dark. A big question mark. I do apologise to all those elderly ladies. I'll consider the mortality risks next time I think about arranging a group meet
CC 123 (57)
2018-06-14 20:13HIlarious! And so so true!
scotsgrappler (117)
2018-06-14 21:23It's an epidemic. I've organised a few and the world is split between the guys who sign up and turn up with minimal fuss and the prima donnas! The ratios sadly are worsening.
Alecmusc (24)
2018-06-14 21:56one more great piece of very good writing.
Hope you don't wrestle as well as you write, or I will have to ask for help with granny.
GrappleViking (115 )
2018-06-14 23:31Hah hah. Ohh, Ed... 😁😁👍🏼
ruffnhard (119)
2018-06-15 00:30Funny man!
All my grandparents are long gone...I'm immune to the "curse!" ;)
littleforbigg (3)
2018-06-15 01:39Well, due to new meds being discovered and advances in medical knowledge and technology people are living longer. Not to mention that there may well be too many gosh darn bloody peeps in the world so maybe it’s time for some Darwinism. Then again those fun guys in Deutschland in the 40’s.....no, won’t even complete that thought.
Seniorboxer (26 )
2018-06-15 09:02(Som svar till detta)
I am so happy that I am in my 50's... 😀
littleforbigg (3)
2018-06-15 20:37(Som svar till detta)
Grannies can definitely be in their 50’s but doesn’t look like u have any granny in u.
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 13:42As my grannies and grandpa's are already dead your curse won't work on me..
surrey71 (21 )
2018-06-15 15:43Ed, you’re so right!
My attempt in Feb 17 to set up a meet at Pippas was the same.
A lot of people said they’d come - only a sparse 8 did. But I’ve now realised it’s not about how many turn up but the quality of those who did!
Met some great guys that otherwise I wouldn’t (geographical restrictions!!)
Love your blogs, well written and often right into my sense of humour!!!
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 15:45(Som svar till detta)
And no one noticed the cheesy Toyah Wilcox song buried in the text
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 15:47(Som svar till detta)
Or am I the only one of a certain age with embarrassing musical memories?
surrey71 (21 )
2018-06-15 16:08(Som svar till detta)
You’re not alone mate, duly noticed :-)
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 16:21(Som svar till detta)
A truly awful song of gargantuan proportions.
Which, as a result of writing this blog I now of on my brain....
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 17:42(Som svar till detta)
You mean it's a mythtery 😛
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 17:42(Som svar till detta)
Check it out on Youtube. It is unbelievably shite.
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 17:44(Som svar till detta)
Bet you have all of Toyah's albums !
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 17:46(Som svar till detta)
No. If you remember I refused to buy them from you, along with the signed wig.
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:25(Som svar till detta)
It's only because you wanted me to include Madonna's Basque for your collection and I said no .
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 18:26(Som svar till detta)
Is THAT what you were wearing??? Suited you mate.
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:29(Som svar till detta)
Yes but you were wearing her fishnets. Must admit your legs for look good in them.
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 18:30(Som svar till detta)
Oh please...those were varicose veins.
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:33(Som svar till detta)
Nicely sculptured too.
Shadow Knight (78 )
2018-06-15 18:27(Som svar till detta)
I could imagine Ed in a basque 😂
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 18:29(Som svar till detta)
It would need a lot of gussets.
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:32(Som svar till detta)
Oh I don't know shove your pecs up a bit you'd fill them.
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 18:33(Som svar till detta)
Your experienced advice is much appreciated
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:35(Som svar till detta)
Well as we both have fairly well developed moons and yours are slightly pointing south. I thought I would obilge.
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 18:36(Som svar till detta)
Mine can bench 120kilos - speak for yourself
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:38(Som svar till detta)
You didnt complain when mine coveted yours last time
Ironbull (96)
2018-06-15 18:39(Som svar till detta)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pecs
Merseywrestle (60 )
2018-06-15 18:42(Som svar till detta)
Thought shall honour Toyah's wig.
Shadow Knight (78 )
2018-06-15 18:36(Som svar till detta)
Shadow Knight (78 )
2018-06-15 18:16I’ve arranged a small group event to celebrate Five Years on Meetfighters and two newbies have said they are coming yet neither have any past opponents or recommendations and they have not replied to my message so I’m going to have to deny them coming in favour of guys with opponents/recommendations but it is infuriating
Shadow Knight (78 )
2018-06-15 19:02