Dear diary,

I seem to have caused a lot of grannies to die. This seems to be caused by my habit of arranging group meets. Something sinister happens when I invite people to group meets. Their grannies die in the days immediately before the meet. Am I cursed?

A shot in the dark. A big question mark. I do apologise to all those elderly ladies. I'll consider the mortality risks next time I think about arranging a group meet

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CC 123 (57)

2018-06-14 20:13

HIlarious! And so so true!

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scotsgrappler (117)

2018-06-14 21:23

It's an epidemic. I've organised a few and the world is split between the guys who sign up and turn up with minimal fuss and the prima donnas! The ratios sadly are worsening.

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Alecmusc (24)

2018-06-14 21:56

one more great piece of very good writing.
Hope you don't wrestle as well as you write, or I will have to ask for help with granny.

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GrappleViking (115 )

2018-06-14 23:31

Hah hah. Ohh, Ed... 😁😁👍🏼

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ruffnhard (119)

2018-06-15 00:30

Funny man!

All my grandparents are long gone...I'm immune to the "curse!" ;)

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littleforbigg (3)

2018-06-15 01:39

Well, due to new meds being discovered and advances in medical knowledge and technology people are living longer. Not to mention that there may well be too many gosh darn bloody peeps in the world so maybe it’s time for some Darwinism. Then again those fun guys in Deutschland in the 40’s.....no, won’t even complete that thought.

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Seniorboxer (26 )

2018-06-15 09:02

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I am so happy that I am in my 50's... 😀

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littleforbigg (3)

2018-06-15 20:37

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Grannies can definitely be in their 50’s but doesn’t look like u have any granny in u.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 13:42

As my grannies and grandpa's are already dead your curse won't work on me..

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surrey71 (21 )

2018-06-15 15:43

Ed, you’re so right!
My attempt in Feb 17 to set up a meet at Pippas was the same.
A lot of people said they’d come - only a sparse 8 did. But I’ve now realised it’s not about how many turn up but the quality of those who did!
Met some great guys that otherwise I wouldn’t (geographical restrictions!!)

Love your blogs, well written and often right into my sense of humour!!!

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 15:45

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And no one noticed the cheesy Toyah Wilcox song buried in the text

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 15:47

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Or am I the only one of a certain age with embarrassing musical memories?

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surrey71 (21 )

2018-06-15 16:08

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You’re not alone mate, duly noticed :-)

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 16:21

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A truly awful song of gargantuan proportions.

Which, as a result of writing this blog I now of on my brain....

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 17:42

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You mean it's a mythtery 😛

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 17:42

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Check it out on Youtube. It is unbelievably shite.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 17:44

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Bet you have all of Toyah's albums !

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 17:46

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No. If you remember I refused to buy them from you, along with the signed wig.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:25

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It's only because you wanted me to include Madonna's Basque for your collection and I said no .

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 18:26

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Is THAT what you were wearing??? Suited you mate.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:29

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Yes but you were wearing her fishnets. Must admit your legs for look good in them.

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 18:30

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Oh please...those were varicose veins.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:33

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Nicely sculptured too.

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Shadow Knight (78 )

2018-06-15 18:27

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I could imagine Ed in a basque 😂

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 18:29

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It would need a lot of gussets.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:32

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Oh I don't know shove your pecs up a bit you'd fill them.

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 18:33

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Your experienced advice is much appreciated

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:35

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Well as we both have fairly well developed moons and yours are slightly pointing south. I thought I would obilge.

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 18:36

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Mine can bench 120kilos - speak for yourself

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:38

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You didnt complain when mine coveted yours last time

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Ironbull (96)

2018-06-15 18:39

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pecs

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Merseywrestle (60 )

2018-06-15 18:42

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Thought shall honour Toyah's wig.

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Shadow Knight (78 )

2018-06-15 18:16

I’ve arranged a small group event to celebrate Five Years on Meetfighters and two newbies have said they are coming yet neither have any past opponents or recommendations and they have not replied to my message so I’m going to have to deny them coming in favour of guys with opponents/recommendations but it is infuriating

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Shadow Knight (78 )

2018-06-15 19:02

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