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Having strangely enjoyed my first encounter with the Exotic Man of Mystery I had not really expected a sequel. I had filed the experience under EU, not European Union (thankfully at the time of writing we are still part of) but exotic and unique. EMOM had mentioned meeting again but I thought that was just a polite gesture to the older generation. He is charming when he isn't stretching your arms beyond their comfortable bending point or seeing how long you can hold your breath while embracing your neck.
So having resisted my frequent urge to stalk him, I mean keep in touch, I was pleasantly surprised when I received a message from him suggesting round two. Now there was a near miss which I won't bore you with ( don't say that makes a change) but eventually on the 26th of October we squared off again.
This time round I had him begging for mercy, searching for his passport to make a get away and praying old age would take me before I got him in another excruciating hold. Yes I'm lying. I sweated, I heaved, I gasped, I squealed, I tapped. The sequence might change slightly but this was repeated several (I'm avoiding the word many) times over and then something new happened. He asked if I wanted to put him in some holds. 😁
I considered this for a long long three seconds and then off we went.
I put him in an over the knee backbreaker, a long full Boston and variety of scissor / armbar combinations. Now I did do this carefully and gradually, not wanting him to tell me to stop too soon as he looked soooo hot stretched out and tied up. We did have a long discussion about my choice of compliments, I mistakenly referred to him as beautiful which he thought of as a slightly feminine adjective but I was struggling to think of a better one. Hot, yes, but there is something about his gorgeous dark eyes and long hair that makes him very beautiful and with his bulging biceps and thick sheath of pectoral muscle he isn't going to be causing any confusion in the changing room however I describe him.
He did also compliment me with my four favourite words in the world- you have lost weight. Generally at that point I would have got down on one knee and whipped my emergency engagement ring out of my trunks but instead I just had a great time.
Who knows, I might even get round three if I haven't scared him off.

On Friday 18th January 2019 I had a wrestle with someone I have never met before.
Why no recommendation or even marked past opponent you may ask? Or then again you might think who gives a shit.
Anyway on with the tale...
Long long ago in a time somewhere before Christmas I received a message with some photos asking if I fancied a wrestle. Fit looking guy, not ugly so although these things mean nothing to me I said yes, checked his profile which told me nothing except he doesn't mess about. No past opponents and therefore no recommendations. Generally at this point my internal yellow coloured alarm would be ringing one of two messages

1 - physcho who will kill you and has no past opponents because they are all dead or
2 - fantasist flake who has no past opponents because he never actually meets anyone

Exchanging a few messages, Exotic man of mystery offered the name of someone we had both met. Asked shared opponent about EMOM and he told me he was very full on and enjoyed punching while wrestling but he had enjoyed meeting him.
So.... I thought I would put on my brave head and give EMOM a go.
I can hear the fingers tightening on the arm of the chair of the one remaining reader... what happened?

Well, he turned up with a mouth full of glistening white teeth, much better looking than his photos and proceeded to out wrestle me, punch me, not very hard but hard enough to leave some bruises, choke me unconscious at one point and even bite my arm with his lovely gnashers. Not breaking any skin I hasten to add.
He had already explained he doesn't mark past opponents, generally only meets people once and then blocks them afterwards. This is his game apparently.
Writing that he sounds like a weird psychopath but I am more concerned about my mental health because weirdly I enjoyed it, mostly. Blacking out was a bit hairy and sometimes the constant doing over was too much but I was left with a very satisfied glow , maybe like running a marathon, painful at times but with an exhausted pride that I had survived almost in one piece.
I should say he was otherwise a very charming handsome man and he said he would meet me again which I took as some kind of compliment and I think if he asks I probably will.
Now does anyone know a good but cheap psychoanalyst or therapist or quack even?

So this isn't really a blog it's an update of a recommendation. I know, hell fire of meetfighters accuracy protocols will rain upon me but hey I am a rebel and for various reasons it makes sense to continue my short recommendation of a certain unnamed wrestler in this location -

a) because as unnamed wrestler pointed out, I write so much no one can see his other recommendations from better wrestlers (no hint of bitterness)
b) just in case any other fans of unnamed wrestler get jealous he meets me so often and no one ever reads blogs
c) I can write even more bla bla here
d) Since an updated profile always pops to the top, a quick glance might suggest unnamed wrestler only ever meets one person i.e. me whereas he is spreading his wings (very nice lats) all over the matrooms of a certain unnamed Eastern European country.

Anyway I very much enjoy my wrestles with whoever he is, so I set off early to get some extra time in wherever it is. Unfortunately due to only having two hours notice to do his hair he was a little late picking me up. Fortunately he is worth the wait. So a whole day of wrestling, admiring and a bit of socialising followed. I worry that he will get bored of trying to move me around - think determined tug and aircraft carrier but he says he enjoys the challenge and I enjoy his ever improving skills. I also know he could use more, how shall we say - violence against me, but he is too much of a gent to do that. So what's not to like, if this was a recommendation I would tell you to meet him but it's not and you don't know who he is and I want as much of him as I can get, so don't.

How I wonder where you are,
Up above you once appear
Then all of a sudden you disappear, along with one of my flaky past opponents who disappears to rear Yaks or takes up ballet instead of wrestling.

No I am not bitter. The fact that I have met at least 110, probably 120 different opponents and I only get a star when 100 of them bother to stay signed up does not make me
BITTER OR ANGRY AT ALL !
What do I care? It's only a silly star, I am not a number counter but I can't bear to see injustice in the world and can I even find a complain button on this excellent free to use, run by volunteers site? No, so all I can do is express how utterly unconcerned I am about this travesty.
Why don't I just add opponents faster than they drop off I hear you say (you pathetic whinger) and if I didn't live in pigsville by the sea (very nice town just lacking wrestlers) I would certainly chalk them up faster then they can leave the site but as it is, I will just need to live with being a twinkling star - add one, one drops off, add one, one drops off....
Now I have that off my chest I feel much better. Anyone fancy a wrestle?